Ok so after like a totally crazy Christmas I am going to become a truly pure being in 2012. I am going to become all that I should be and stop like abusing my body and be healthy and selfless and well organised etc but more specifically, here are my top ten resolutions . . . .
1., like to lose loads of weight
2., to never drink again
3., stop using drugs to have fun
4., instead I will have fun by going running and doing yoga, cleaning my house etc
5., to really find like true love with a guy who isn't totally bad for me and stuff
6., stop dismembering friends
7., take my modeling career to the next level
8., basically get tits out in more interesting places
9., bloody hell, ten is surely too many things to do in one year
10., sod it
Happy New Year Barbie fans, hope this year brings you plenty of opportunities to waste time reading my blog when you should be doing something else. Mwah Mwah MMMMMMWAAHH!!
