Hey there Barbie fans!
Just been sitting on the beach here by myself. Feeling a bit lonely this festive time of year. Wanted to clear my head a bit so I've just come for a little sit down on this pile of shells. Ahhhhh! That's better. Just gonna stare out to sea for a bit, enjoy the winter winds tousling me hair. I think that when you're feeling a bit sad and lonely, the best thing to do is get out of the house and get a bit of air to your blank bits. I know it's December and a tad chilly but I'm made of plastic so it's OK. Yeah, I'm OK.
No, don't feel sorry for me, I'm alright. Yeah, I'm still looking for a fella but I'm OK about it. I mean, I don't need anyone else. I'm an independent woman. I'm Barbie for fucks sake!!! I don't need a boyfriend to feel good about myself.
I mean, it'd be nice to have a little bit of companionship from time to time maybe.
You know, just someone to make me feel special.
I just . . . . Oh I . . . .AAAAARRRGHH I CAN'T DOOO THIS ANYMORE I'M SOOOO LONELYYYYYY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRGH
OH KEN, WHY DID I DISMANTLE YOOOUUUU? sniff
BLLLLAAAAAARGGHH WAH HAAAAARGH sniff sniff
G-G-Gotta go Ba-b-b-sniff-barbie f-fans
