Well, what can I say Barbie fans? It all wen' a bit tits up with Red Ted. Oh well, it's just another evening in by meself with a bottle of Tesco's half price Cava tonight. Well, it is Christmas after all.
Ahhhh! Just relaxing on this new chair I bought earlier down the Herne Bay boot fair. I loves a good boot fair. Couldn't believe how cheap the furniture was. For instance, this beautiful reclining dentist chair type thing only cost me 20p!
Bargainus Maximus!!
Jeepers, I'm feeling a bit blue about this whole Red Ted situation. I told him to leave in the end, he hung around for the whole weekend. I mean, we copped off at the party, I was pissed, seemed like a good idea at the time blah blah blah etc etc I dunno, I just keep goin for the wrong types. I thought he was a real tough cookie and then yesterday night he was all like, 'Oh my God, we have to watch the Strictly final,' and I was like, 'yeah, whatever douche bag.' So then he was like, 'I just like to look at the women,' but that's bollocks coz I actually saw his tweets about it later and he was really just interested in the dresses.
And he had an asymmetrical face.
Oooo, on another note. Have you seen these wanted posters they're putting up in Whitstable. They're after Sweary apparently, something about disturbing the peace and defecating on tourists ironic flat caps.
Laters, turd burgulars, I'm gonna go make some onion bhajis.
