Ay up lassies and laddies! I've only gone an' taken a trip to Whitstabubble for the day. Phew, I tell you what, there's just nothing more refreshing than coolin' me loins down in a little rock pool. Esp in the deep mid winter. I didn't arf get some looks from the delightful Whitstable tourists. Honestly! I just love Whitstable. Did a bit of Chopin while I was there. I bought a reclaimed ice cream cone and a vintage washed-up nappy for £78.63 which I thought were a real bargain.
Oh I could just stare at the sea for hours. In fact, I've only gone and made up a little poemry about it . . . . . ahem . . .
The sea, the sea
the endless sea
bluh-blurr-bluh-bluh-blurrr
dah dah dee dee
Me bush on the beach.
MMMMMMM . . . .creamy treat for the ride home.
