There is such a thing as the perfect man. SSHHHH! Quietly does it.
He is out there . . . SHHHHH!! Approach as if you are a friend. Wait for it . . . . NOW!
RRRRRAAAAAAAHHH
bite his F***ing head off!
EAT MMM ALL UP MMMMM
MMMMMMOMM NNOM NOM
Wear his stupid bell as a fashion accessory!!
That's how it's done BIATCHES!!
