Yeah I'm just going for this whole Guru kinda look at the moment. I do have a lot of wisdom to share with the world. Here is some of my wise advice about life;
If shoes don't feel comfy in the shop, they will never feel comfy outside the shop.
People generally don't change. At least, not in the way that you wanted them to.
Don't try crack. It's very moreish.
Accessorize, not Clare's Accessories.
Beer and wine you'll be fine. Gin and vodka you'll be fine. Campari and Baileys you'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Like . . . do or do not . . . . there is no try.
Laters my little Barbinos. Mwah!
