Hey Barbie Botherers, just trying out some hot looks for the new season. Thought you might appreciate a little fashion advice from yours truly.
Why not banish the January blues with some canary yellow knitwear? I bagged these beuts from a charity shop for twenny pee. You probably won't be so lucky but still, look and learn, look and learn kid.
See how I'm rockin this 'no knickers' look. It's soooooooooooooooo this season. I've gone for a no bra vibe too. Just feel it gives me that extra, what is it the French say? Gen-nuss-say-kwah? You may notice the over-sized hat, yeah, that's pretty cool too. It's hard to find a hat that can contain luscious locks like mine. Life can be hard, can't it?
Yeah, you've got a liquid eyeliner but don't just stick with conventional techniques. Why not go for a subtle goatee and tache combo with nice thick brows for that extra WOW factor. RRRRRRRRRROOOWW I am seriously hot stuff.To summarize my top fashion tips for this week, remember to; use charity shops, hunt for yellow knitwear, buy over size hats, give up underwear, draw on facial hair.
Over and out Barbiturates.
