Lounging Around

Hola lovelies! Just hangin' around in me lounge tonight. So far I've caught the end of Eastenders and started watching some crap about the supermarkets and how their special offers aren't really special offers or summat like that. About to eat some jelly and ice cream.

Whitstable trip

Ay up lassies and laddies! I've only gone an' taken a trip to Whitstabubble for the day. Phew, I tell you what, there's just nothing more refreshing than coolin' me loins down in a little rock pool. Esp in the deep mid winter. I didn't arf get some looks from the delightful Whitstable tourists. Honestly! I just love Whitstable. Did a bit of Chopin while I was there. I bought a reclaimed ice cream cone and a vintage washed-up nappy for £78.63 which I thought were a real bargain.




Oh I could just stare at the sea for hours. In fact, I've only gone and made up a little poemry about it . . . . . ahem . . .

The sea, the sea
the endless sea
bluh-blurr-bluh-bluh-blurrr
dah dah dee dee




Me bush on the beach.





MMMMMMM . . . .creamy treat for the ride home.

Christmas Shopping

So, I've started my Christmas shopping at last. Just had a little meander around Canterbury. It's a little chaotic, esp when you're a discarded Barbie doll. I did get a few bits but I think I'm going to try and do most of it online this year. Phew! I'm pooped! Speaking of which . . .







Ahhh! Nothing like a good plopsy.

I dunno about you, but all my movements are pink and glittery. Must be all those My Little Pony's I've been eating.

Not doing much tonight. Just hoping for a nice snuggle in front of 'I'm a Celebrity . . .' with my current TILF! Haven't seen Ken for ages now. I've just got this thing for knitted guys at the moment. Don't ask me why. Just a little phase I guess.

Shopping time

Hey there you Barbie Bitches! I've only gone and come up with a little poemry whilst doin ma shoppin'



shoppin shoppin shopin
looks like it rhymes with chopin
cept it does'ne rhyme with chopin
coz it's actually pronounced 'show-pan'

Balls

You know it's just been one of those days today. Can't focus on anything. I had a bit of a sore head from last night. I think I might have got food poisoning or something. I dunno. I just kept being sick. I mean, yeah I had a few drinks but that definitely wasn't it. I think there might be a stomach bug going around or something. Well, anyway I wasn't really feeling my usual discarded self so I thought, I know what I fancy, I fancy playing with me balls.

Playing with my balls really cheered me up. You know, everyone needs a way to just switch off and get away from it all. Some read, some watch TV, some drink . . . . Me? I just like a to play with a me balls. Like a me balls.

Ciao Bambinos . . . . mwah!

Vajazzling

There's nothing like a good vajazzle on me blank bits.

Drinking on my own

Hola Barbie fans! Jus relaxin at home, avin a few drinks. Been a while since I posted. Jus chillin. Had a few wines.

Thought I might as well a few gins an' all! Ay up chicas. I feel like a dance. Watch me moves lovelies. Look an' learn. Look an ' learn.
There's nothin lika dance roun the k'chen. Whoooopa! Oooh I seem to hah taken a fall. Mus be tha inner ear infectchan, buuurp!


Thinka ha a dodgy pint. La'ers Barbie fans mmmmmmwaaahrrp x