You know it's just been one of those days today. Can't focus on anything. I had a bit of a sore head from last night. I think I might have got food poisoning or something. I dunno. I just kept being sick. I mean, yeah I had a few drinks but that definitely wasn't it. I think there might be a stomach bug going around or something. Well, anyway I wasn't really feeling my usual discarded self so I thought, I know what I fancy, I fancy playing with me balls.
Playing with my balls really cheered me up. You know, everyone needs a way to just switch off and get away from it all. Some read, some watch TV, some drink . . . . Me? I just like a to play with a me balls. Like a me balls.
Ciao Bambinos . . . . mwah!