Tescos, my Favourite Place

Hey there Barbanouts,

Just doing a spot of weekend shopping at good ole Tescos. Is it TESCOS or TESCO's? I'm going with TESCO's as it suggests that TESCO is a person to whom this store belongs. A person worthy of a possessive apostrophe. There is such a friendly personable atmosphere here. You really get the feeling that TESCO is a friendly giant here to help. I just love it here.

Here are the top ten things I like about Tesco.

1., You don't have to have a pound for a trolley.

2., The Tesco's own brand low fat yoghurts are nice.

3., Um.

4., It is close.

5., And cheap.

6., Well it used to be cheap.

7., The next one up from blue and white stripe value orange choc sandwich bars. They're good.

8., I always enjoy the invigorating scramble around the reduced to clear section on a Sunday night. The other week I got eight cans of tuna for 3p and a black eye. Result!

9., They always make sure they have the next seasons choc's in asap. For example, in January they started selling Easter bunnys, eggs etc. It's important to eat what's fresh and in season.

10., They have very strong ethical values. For instance, if you buy three things you will often get a third thing for free. Sometimes, you get 20% more Cheerios in a pack and stuff like this. They are so kind and generous.

Laters haters.

Work out with Barbie

Hey there sweeties, been working on a little workout routine that you might like to try. I know that some of you are feeling quite jealous of my perfect body. Just copy some of my moves and you'll be well on your way to looking (almost) as good as me. That's it. Keep on stretching. Push harder.


Just hold this position for about twenty five minutes. That should start working those muscles effectively. It may help if you have some old trainers and some mediocre dance music to hand, that way it will smell and sound like you are actually down the gym and everything. Throw in a sweaty, fake tanned, gum chewing, protein shake glugging knob to stare at your pathetic workout routine from across the room and you've got yourself a gym membership.

I'm not that lucky. I don't have any beefcakes to watch me work out.

Yet.

Sniff.


Anyway, you might find that your endurance is vastly improved by donning a cute little head band like so. Oh, and by taking off all your clothes. There you go, can't you feel those Christmas pounds dropping off?

Phew, I feel a little pooped now.




Ahhh, time for a lie down.

Oh and by the way. It has been snowing. Blah blah blah snow blah blah cue inane conversation about the council, grit, Picassos struggling up hills, weather forecasts, stories about the last few winters snow, how many feet deep snow is in other countries, how lucky we are that snow isn't that deep here, how we're just not used to it here blah-bl-bl-blaaaah-blah-blaaaaah

Are you still listening?

Laters craters, mwah, mwah, mwaaaahh

In the night garden

Just doing a spot of night gardening Barbietrons. Don't you just love getting out there and getting your hands dirty? I know I do. There's nothing quite like it. I had to put me scarf on though coz it's getting rather chilly at the mo. Just digging over the ground a bit at the moment. I really want to break the soil up for my spring planting. I feel so at one with nature at the moment. I feel quite inspired to bring that harmony into my latest fashion choices.

Look and learn kids, look and learn . . .


Seville oranges are so this season.


I'm rockin this sexy little orange cap and everything.


and nothing says 'sex kitten' like a hollowed out spud


rrrrrrrRRROOOW!

laters inflaters, mwah, mwah