Balls

You know it's just been one of those days today. Can't focus on anything. I had a bit of a sore head from last night. I think I might have got food poisoning or something. I dunno. I just kept being sick. I mean, yeah I had a few drinks but that definitely wasn't it. I think there might be a stomach bug going around or something. Well, anyway I wasn't really feeling my usual discarded self so I thought, I know what I fancy, I fancy playing with me balls.

Playing with my balls really cheered me up. You know, everyone needs a way to just switch off and get away from it all. Some read, some watch TV, some drink . . . . Me? I just like a to play with a me balls. Like a me balls.

Ciao Bambinos . . . . mwah!

Vajazzling

There's nothing like a good vajazzle on me blank bits.

Drinking on my own

Hola Barbie fans! Jus relaxin at home, avin a few drinks. Been a while since I posted. Jus chillin. Had a few wines.

Thought I might as well a few gins an' all! Ay up chicas. I feel like a dance. Watch me moves lovelies. Look an' learn. Look an ' learn.
There's nothin lika dance roun the k'chen. Whoooopa! Oooh I seem to hah taken a fall. Mus be tha inner ear infectchan, buuurp!


Thinka ha a dodgy pint. La'ers Barbie fans mmmmmmwaaahrrp x